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[mynameisclint]

[Private to Lexi]

I need your advice. Mostly cause you aren't my cousin, Bletchley or Flint. Say you have a friend. Not you. And there's infinite sexual tension. Do you act on it or what? I actually don't mind this one and you know how rare it is that I tolerate someone.

[End Private]

Comments

Lexi | Clint

[itslexi]

If there was infinite sexual tension between us, I couldn't blame you. I'm hot. We'd make lovely babies.

As it stands, however, I don't see why you shouldn't act on it. Is she a nun?

Re: Lexi | Clint

[mynameisclint]

Fuck. Babies. Holy Christ.

She's not a nun but she said she's bad at one night stands and I'm not exactly relationship material.

Lexi | Clint

[itslexi]

Oops. You're right. Ring first.

Ah. Yes, you do rather suck when it comes to relationships. If she doesn't do one night stands and you don't do relationships, why not a certain "friends with benefits" arrangement?

Re: Lexi | Clint

[mynameisclint]

We'd have the perfect marriage. My circle believes in fucking for procreation only.

Fuck. I just want to have sex. This shouldn't be complicated.

Lexi | Clint

[itslexi]

Do you really want more of me in the world? Worse yet, me combined with you? Scary.

So, don't shag her. Shag someone else. Or man up and agree to a relationship.

Re: Lexi | Clint

[mynameisclint]

Better you than your sister.

It's Penelope Clearwater. Can you imagine how well that'd go over?

Lexi | Clint

[itslexi]

I do have nicer hair.

Oh ... well. Honest opinion? Don't shag her. I don't see that working out well in your favour. We Ravenclaws tend to get a bit ... scary when we're angry.

Re: Lexi | Clint

[mynameisclint]

Our spawn would be genetic perfection.

Fuck.

Lexi | Clint

[itslexi]

Agreed.

You could always ... talk to her, I guess.

Re: Lexi | Clint

[mynameisclint]

Talking is not what I want to do to her. Sometimes it is.

Lexi | Clint

[itslexi]

If you can't trust yourself in person, send an owl.

Re: Lexi | Clint

[mynameisclint]

She's on her way over.