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I need your advice. Mostly cause you aren't my cousin, Bletchley or Flint. Say you have a friend. Not you. And there's infinite sexual tension. Do you act on it or what? I actually don't mind this one and you know how rare it is that I tolerate someone.

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Posted by

itslexi

If there was infinite sexual tension between us, I couldn't blame you. I'm hot. We'd make lovely babies.

As it stands, however, I don't see why you shouldn't act on it. Is she a nun?

Edited 15/4/13 02:32 (UTC)

Posted by

mynameisclint

Fuck. Babies. Holy Christ.

She's not a nun but she said she's bad at one night stands and I'm not exactly relationship material.

Posted by

itslexi

Oops. You're right. Ring first.

Ah. Yes, you do rather suck when it comes to relationships. If she doesn't do one night stands and you don't do relationships, why not a certain "friends with benefits" arrangement?

Posted by

mynameisclint

We'd have the perfect marriage. My circle believes in fucking for procreation only.

Fuck. I just want to have sex. This shouldn't be complicated.

Posted by

itslexi

Do you really want more of me in the world? Worse yet, me combined with you? Scary.

So, don't shag her. Shag someone else. Or man up and agree to a relationship.

Posted by

mynameisclint

Better you than your sister.

It's Penelope Clearwater. Can you imagine how well that'd go over?

Posted by

itslexi

I do have nicer hair.

Oh ... well. Honest opinion? Don't shag her. I don't see that working out well in your favour. We Ravenclaws tend to get a bit ... scary when we're angry.